Those women are doing a public service, Chris.
im actually horrible at showing affection, like i love my boyfriend with all my heart and i cant imagine a life without him and i dont want to ever and i just love watching him play his little nerd games and how into them he gets even though he annoys me half the time but then instead of saying something like that i say “hey..you know what.. youre a faggot” and thats how i show my love
OH THANK GOD
i was scared for a second
Best Tweet of the Year Award goes to…
my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you
The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005
she’s so cute
anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it
HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT
obama means family
no it doesnt
obama means nobody gets left behind
Professor got cake tho
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.