When a porn post comes up on your dash
sometimes she licks my soda can and becomes very confused
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt