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alphalewolf:

Those women are doing a public service, Chris.

im actually horrible at showing affection, like i love my boyfriend with all my heart and i cant imagine a life without him and i dont want to ever and i just love watching him play his little nerd games and how into them he gets even though he annoys me half the time but then instead of saying something like that i say “hey..you know what.. youre a faggot” and thats how i show my love

almost-tumbir-famous:

fifty-shadesofgay:

pleatedjeans:

buttersafe

OH THANK GOD

i was scared for a second

insanitylives0n:

Best Tweet of the Year Award goes to…

insanitylives0n:

Best Tweet of the Year Award goes to…

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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