when u get ur friend obsessed with something ur obsessed with
*cop pulls me over*
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?"
why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away
"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
i need like 40 more followers hell yeah
what do you need them for
were taking north korea by sundown
me and my friend:
you and your friend:
You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk
by Fall Out Boy
if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you.
by Panic! At The Disco
Did you just